Microscopic Studies T-Shirts

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"I feel so seen right now."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"Please, George...not here!"

Cell Phone

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Put it under my microscope!'

"The doctor will see you now."