Microscopic Musings Pillows

If I bifurcate tonight, will I respect myself in the morning?

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'ADN'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"I feel so seen right now."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"Please, George...not here!"

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

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