Microfilm Enthusiast Gifts

Microfilm bookstore.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Getting to Know You

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Quentin Tarantino

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Oscars 2024

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

Casting Director

"I feel so seen right now."

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'