Microfilm Enthusiast Gifts

Microfilm bookstore.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Spoiler alert."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Oscars 2024

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Friendly bacteria

Casting Director

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

"I feel so seen right now."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.