Microblogging Aficionado Gifts

Twitter is born.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

How logos change over time.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

The Thinker?

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

Modern Life Blues

Selfie World

Complaints departement for men and women.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

OMG.

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

"All those in favor Retweet."

Goodnight Social Media.

The power of the blog.

"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Old songs made new

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Scenic selfie site