Metric Martyr Gifts

Looking for a clever way to honor the metric enthusiast? Our metric martyr collection offers humorous and thoughtful products that celebrate a dedication to data, accuracy, and all things metrics. Whether for a project partner or a fellow data geek, find a unique gift that balances wit with admiration for precision. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to the joy of measuring and calculating. These items make a fun statement for anyone passionate about data and metrics.

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Non-metric speak your weight machine mockup

Non-metric speak your weight machine

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'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!' mockup

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

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'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.' mockup

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

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"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!" mockup

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

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"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis." mockup

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

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Poetry repairman

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“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.” mockup

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

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The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon mockup

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

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"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?" mockup

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

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"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric." mockup

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

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Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet? mockup

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

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"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds." mockup

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

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'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.' mockup

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

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Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't. mockup

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

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"We're all metric now..."

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'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

'How do you measure the success of your blog?' mockup

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

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'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.' mockup

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

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'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.' mockup

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

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'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?' mockup

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

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'Got a quarter?'

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"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that." mockup

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

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"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson." mockup

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

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'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.' mockup

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

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'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.' mockup

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

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"Oh, here comes Melvin the Martyr. Just because he got here by a firing squad, he thinks he's 'holier than thou'."

"Oh, here comes Melvin the Martyr. Just because he got here by a firing squad, he thinks he's 'holier than thou'." mockup

"Oh, here comes Melvin the Martyr. Just because he got here by a firing squad, he thinks he's 'holier than thou'."

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The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K. mockup

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

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'But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring.'

'But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring.' mockup

'But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring.'

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'Looks like he's hitting his targets' mockup

'Looks like he's hitting his targets'

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Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!'

Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!' mockup

Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!'

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"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches." mockup

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

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Echonomics Point

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"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry." mockup

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."

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"I'm from Europe. It's a 37.854 liter hat."

"I'm from Europe. It's a 37.854 liter hat." mockup

"I'm from Europe. It's a 37.854 liter hat."

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"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice."

"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice." mockup

"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice."

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Metric Martyr Gifts Collection

Metric Martyr Mugs

Explore our collection of metric martyr mugs for a humorous start to your day or a witty gift for the data enthusiast in your life.

Metric Martyr Pillows

Bring personality to any room with our metric martyr pillows, offering comfort and a humorous nod to your analytical side.

Metric Martyr Prints

Decorate your space with our metric martyr prints, combining clever design with a love for data in every piece.

Metric Martyr T-Shirts

Check out our metric martyr t-shirts to showcase your passion for data and measurement with stylish, clever designs.