Metorologist Gifts

"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Crap from the future.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Modern Life Blues

The Kali De Milo.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"