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"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Crap from the future.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greek A-Z Map,

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Modern Life Blues

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

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'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Max Weber