Medical Metaphorist Gifts

Searching for a special gift for the medical metaphorist? Explore our range of fun, cleverly designed items that highlight their fusion of medical expertise and creative flair. Perfect for the one who sees the art in medicine.

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"Out of the way amateur!"

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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed." mockup

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

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'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.' mockup

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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Ice Cream Surgeon

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"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist." mockup

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

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Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy. mockup

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

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"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?" mockup

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

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Vlad the Inhaler

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"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer." mockup

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

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"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.' mockup

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

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'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

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'ooh! A womb with a view.'

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'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE. mockup

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

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I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

I'm taking you off trying to stay young. mockup

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

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Virtual Doctor

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'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.' mockup

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

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'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...' mockup

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

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What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans. mockup

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

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'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.' mockup

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"How long before the clinical trials are over?" mockup

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

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'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.' mockup

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

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Cat Scan

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects." mockup

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

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Saline Drip Sommelier.

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"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities." mockup

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

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"I'm afraid you need knee surgery." mockup

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

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'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.' mockup

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

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'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!' mockup

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

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'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.' mockup

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

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'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!' mockup

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

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Medical Metaphorist Gifts Collection

Medical Metaphorist Mugs

Explore our collection of clever mugs perfect for the medical metaphorist’s morning routine or coffee break.

Medical Metaphorist Pillows

Relax and add personality with pillows inspired by clever medical metaphors and vibrant creativity.

Medical Metaphorist Prints

Brighten their space with prints that highlight the artistry of medical metaphor and creative expression.

Medical Metaphorist T-Shirts

Discover humorous and thought-provoking t-shirts that showcase the creative spirit of medical metaphorists.