Messy Apartment Appreciator Gifts

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Upper West Side Story

'Honey, I'm home.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Homes of the font designers

Great Urban Sprawl

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Fun with candy.

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"Honey, I'm home."

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

"Have you seen our new head office?"

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

Retired From Home

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

'Keep that dividing down!'