Mess Management Maverick Gifts

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'Knock it off. That's just the kind of backward thinking I was talking about.'

"He's right, but he didn't have to rub our faces in it."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

' I used to lead by example but it was too much work.'

'When are you going to show some INITIATIVE, Findley?', 'When you TELL me to, sir!'

'Don't just sit there, hire someone who agrees with me.'

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'The ethics consultant said our business conduct is immoral. I immediately took action and fired the guy.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'The cat did it.'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

"You're wrong! I'm not the worst boss you've ever had. I'm the worst former boss you've ever had."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."