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'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"He's right, but he didn't have to rub our faces in it."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'Knock it off. That's just the kind of backward thinking I was talking about.'

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

' I used to lead by example but it was too much work.'

'When are you going to show some INITIATIVE, Findley?', 'When you TELL me to, sir!'

'Don't just sit there, hire someone who agrees with me.'

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'The ethics consultant said our business conduct is immoral. I immediately took action and fired the guy.'

'The cat did it.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'Managing a team in the current climate requires new skills...'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.