Merry Marketer Gifts

Everything for a buck.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Floss Street Vendor

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Pucker up!

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'Only one more to go.'

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?

"I'm in a band."

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

Santa Laughing.

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."