Merry Marketer Pillows

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Floss Street Vendor

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Pucker up!

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Doomsday marketing

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'Only one more to go.'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?

"I'm in a band."

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

Santa Laughing.

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.