Merry Imbiber Gifts

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Redhead

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

Heaven is...

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

'This is the part of the job I hate.'

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

'Thinker's drinker.'

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

Wine-O'Clock

I've started so I'll finish...

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

Holy Spirit.

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

"Where have I heard that laugh?"

Tiny Drink