Heavenly Imbiber Gifts

Heaven is...

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Redhead

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Your angel is always with you

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

Wine-O'Clock

'Thinker's drinker.'

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

I've started so I'll finish...

You should have got the hint when we denied your friend request.

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

Holy Spirit.

'There's a 35 minute wait. However, if you're willing to sit in hell, I can get you a table immediately.'

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

Tiny Drink