Jovial Imbiber Gifts

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Redhead

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

Heaven is...

"Watkins would like to know if he can leave a few minutes early...he claims he's dying."

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

Man with Balloon

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'Thinker's drinker.'

Wine-O'Clock

"For those planning to post a nit-picking, fault-finding critique of us online, may I suggest out 'whine and dine' menu."

I've started so I'll finish...

'And this one's for humor in the line of duty.'

'I'm very impressed with your new butler, Charles. He carries himself well.' (A butler carrying himself in the air).

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

Holy Spirit.

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

"Time to blow out the candles. Take a deep breath....Ok. Let's try something easier. Take a shallow, raspy breath."

Tiny Drink