Fashionable Imbiber Gifts

Redhead

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Frog in the puddles.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Ah, sweatpants."

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

Heaven is...

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

Wine-O'Clock

'Thinker's drinker.'

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

I've started so I'll finish...

Snorkeling Mirrors.

JOIN THE ARMY!, 'I'm tempted -- I just LOVE their earth tones!'

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

"How far is that in city blocks?"

Holy Spirit.

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

Tiny Drink