Casual Imbiber Gifts

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Redhead

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

Just a little heads up!

"Is that neat whisky?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Moral Values for Dummies

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'