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'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Redhead

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Just a little heads up!

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Moral Values for Dummies

Ignorance and Bliss

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

That Socrates was an idiot. Not only is the unexamined life worth living, but there's more time to enjoy it without all that stupid introspection.

'So, read any good book lately?'