Casual Composer Pillows

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

A trevor of trainspotters

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Sir Edward Elgar

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Jerry Lordan

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Robert Schumann

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Let there be cool.'

Spider Web Musical Score.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'