Casual Composer Pillows

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

A trevor of trainspotters

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

Infinity Tavern

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Jerry Lordan

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Robert Schumann

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Let there be cool.'

Spider Web Musical Score.

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

Ignorance and Bliss