Holy Imbiber Gifts

Holy Spirit.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Redhead

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

Heaven is...

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

Wine-O'Clock

'Thinker's drinker.'

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

I've started so I'll finish...

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

Moses on skateboard at the Red Sea

Tiny Drink