Christmas Cheer Imbiber Gifts

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Redhead

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Cat on guitar

"Is that neat whisky?"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'Red for me, please.'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

North Pole.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

About Santa 2017.

Noel Fever

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

Santa Self Esteem.

'The Christ Child'

Heaven is...

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question.

Santa playing golf.

Santa: 8 Items or less

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

Christmas.

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Christmas Eva