Mermaid Fashionista Gifts

"Excuse me, have you got this in giant clam?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Skinhead guppy.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Elvis Presley

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Snake Dress-Up

'Do these come in blue?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Ah, sweatpants."

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"You were right. It's a mess."