Mermaid Fashionista Pillows

"Excuse me, have you got this in giant clam?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Skinhead guppy.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Snake Dress-Up

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Do these come in blue?'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"You were right. It's a mess."

Designer Baby.