Meridian Map Reader Gifts

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Can I have a look at the map?

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'So much for your internal compass.'

"You are here"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Geography class - UR Here.