Celestial Map Reader Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the celestial map reader in your life? Our collection combines passion for astronomy with creative design, offering elegant prints, fun mugs, and stylish apparel—all celebrating the wonder of the night sky. Whether they’re stargazing or addicted to celestial navigation, find something special that sparks their love for the cosmos.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far." mockup

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

from $19.00

You Are Here

from $19.00

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go." mockup

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

from $19.00

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign. mockup

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

from $19.00

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears. mockup

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

from $19.00

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!' mockup

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

from $19.00

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

from $19.00

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE. mockup

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

from $19.00

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'" mockup

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

from $19.00

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

from $19.00

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!' mockup

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

from $19.00

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late. mockup

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

from $19.00

"Well what does the GPS say?"

from $19.00

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love. mockup

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

from $19.00

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.' mockup

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

from $19.00

The Big Tipper

from $19.00

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door." mockup

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

from $19.00

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind. mockup

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

from $19.00

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down." mockup

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

from $19.00

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist." mockup

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

from $19.00

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?' mockup

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

from $19.00

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.' mockup

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

from $19.00

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.' mockup

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

from $19.00

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"I think I found a location for our vacation." mockup

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

from $19.00

Can I have a look at the map?

from $19.00

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same. mockup

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

from $19.00

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down." mockup

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

from $19.00

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

from $19.00

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?' mockup

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

from $19.00

'It doesn't show it on this map....' mockup

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

from $19.00

Geography class - UR Here.

from $19.00

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'. mockup

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

from $19.00

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'." mockup

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

from $19.00

Celestial Map Reader Gifts Collection

Celestial Map Reader Mugs

Click through to see our full range of celestial map mugs—perfect for the astronomy lover who enjoys a good brew with their cosmic curiosity.

Celestial Map Reader Pillows

Cozy up with our celestial map pillows, bringing the beauty of the night sky into any space with artistic flair.

Celestial Map Reader Prints

Browse our celestial map prints for a stunning cosmic wall art that captures the mystery and beauty of the stars.

Celestial Map Reader T-Shirts

Discover stylish celestial map T-shirts that let the universe inspire every outfit—ideal for stargazers and astronomy fans.