Celestial Map Reader Pillows

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

The Big Tipper

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Can I have a look at the map?

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Geography class - UR Here.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."