Cosmic Map Reader Pillows

'Recalculating!'

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Can I have a look at the map?

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Geography class - UR Here.

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'So much for your internal compass.'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"You are here"