Map Reader Of Life Pillows

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Can I have a look at the map?

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Geography class - UR Here.

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"You are here"

"You have reached the edge of town."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.