Celestial Reader Pillows

'Loved your posthumously published book!'

'The Joy Of Sending People To Hell'.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A man looks up at the earth

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Heaven

"I don't see HIS name on it."

dog reading EKG

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Surfing alien.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

SOE (South Of Earth)

Crisis.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Pastoring for Dummies

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'Recalculating!'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Will I ever catch my tail?'