Celestial Watcher Pillows

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

Crisis.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

First space criminal investigation

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

Astronomical observations.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

The suite hereafter.

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

"But where are we supposed to go on holiday?"

"Screw heaven! When I die I'm going to Mars."