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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Textin’"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

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"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Whatever he's eating.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'The customer is always right...'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Hard or soft science?'

How would Madam like to pay?

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."