Menu Swiper Mugs

Menu Dating

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Textin’"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Whatever he's eating.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Coffee

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Coffee Menu

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'The customer is always right...'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Hard or soft science?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."