Screen Swiper Mugs

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."

"Is everything alright? You've barely looked at your phone..."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Tedxt

Look up from your phone!

Mobiles and books

Millennial Puppet

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

None for all and all for none.

Mobiles and Procrastination

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Nothing on TV - what's on your phone tonight?'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

"Textin’"

Free Little Library

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Menu Dating

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

How would Madam like to pay?

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"Hey—no cheating!"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"