Mensa Member Gifts

"Mister, that door opens inward, no out."

"Yeahh!! - My IQ test came back negative!"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

'Fancy a swift half?'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"Make it look like natural selection."

Writer's Strike

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

Unison plans strikes

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"Fixed-term contracts, social benefits, pension plans, health insurance. . . we have nothing to complain about. And that's why we're on strike!"

'I'm a Hunting Dog you see: Before I can help you with the herding duties, I need to check with my Trade Union...'

'As Americans, we have it made ... in China.'

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

Twinkies Are Dead

'We can't hold a meeting tonight. Someone forgot to pay the light bill.'

"I'm very touched, fellows."

'The last walk-out was very painful for me. I suffered a fractured bonus.'

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

"First Class?" - "No....Staff."

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."