Mensa Member Mugs

"Mister, that door opens inward, no out."

"Yeahh!! - My IQ test came back negative!"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"Make it look like natural selection."

Writer's Strike

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

Unison plans strikes

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

"Fixed-term contracts, social benefits, pension plans, health insurance. . . we have nothing to complain about. And that's why we're on strike!"

'As Americans, we have it made ... in China.'

'I'm a Hunting Dog you see: Before I can help you with the herding duties, I need to check with my Trade Union...'

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"

'We can't hold a meeting tonight. Someone forgot to pay the light bill.'

"I'm very touched, fellows."

Thanks to our strike we got a 90% raise. Unfortunately, our company went bankrupt because it couldn't afford it. Bad management!

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

'The last walk-out was very painful for me. I suffered a fractured bonus.'

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

"First Class?" - "No....Staff."