Men’s Day Gifts

Outsize Man, Downsize Man.

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Wildlife

Football Fans

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Team Leader

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Well, well, well...'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

PSA Banter.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

SALE

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Build a Raft

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Bike Rides

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.