Boys' Holiday Gifts

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Mother CareBaby Gap

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

Mobsters at the Beach

School holidays

Playing cards.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Men Working Things Out

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

I told you not to swim out to far

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Holiday Travel.

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'That's Friday, Ed.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."