Lads Holiday Gifts

'Here's hoping we never get a hangover like THAT!'

Skiing.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Mobsters at the Beach

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

You have had enough

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Your shout!"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Holiday Travel.

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'Look Mummy, we've buried Daddy on the beach.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'