Guys' Weekend Gifts

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Clubbing

Playing cards.

Thank God It's Friday.

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"Your shout!"

You have had enough

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Wide screen TV

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

''Fancy a quick pint?'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

Next Round indicator

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

Topless bar

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

'You're clean, sober and unhurt? Poor darling! This Friday night with your buddies must have been REALLY boring!'

"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"

Great party - thanks.

Thank God it's Fry Day.

'Thank God it's fry day'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

Beers

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"The drinks are on the house, lads"

'Excuse me, Miss, are you spewing your guts up responsibly?'