Men's Night Out Gifts

Topless bar

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

The Streets - Night

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bingo night.

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

Clubbing

Clown Happy Hour

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Playing cards.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Next Round Indicator

Professional woman in pub

"Botox."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Botox...'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Your shout!"

Balloon tattoos

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Stages of Wine

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Towny Music Night.

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar