Night Out Gifts

"I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said"

Drunken slob to woman at bar, "...if you want my body and you think I'm sexy..."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Excuse me, Miss, are you spewing your guts up responsibly?'

Clubbing

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'

"I'm telling you, these drinks have been watered down"

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

Nine eighty for a taxi! This had better be a good party!

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"I need another ticket! A stupid woman in there tore mine in half."

Hilary and Jo-Anne thought integrated bars a mixed blessing.

'Did you spend the night or did I?'

'You were so drunk, I've forgotten your name.'

'Has Eric been in tonight, and was I with him?.'

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

'Forget our table-we're not hungry any more.'

'Another martini please.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

"Bye dear. Don't worry about me drinking - alcohol won't touch my lips. I'll use a straw!"

Tuesday is Wet Tea Bag Night

'Joe's Bar. Threat Level: Medium.'

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

Balloon tattoos

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"Yes, our cocktails are expensive but that includes your taxi fare home."

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

Silhouette Party

Jazz Bar.

"I'm going back inside to get some air."

Shanahan's