Night Outs Gifts

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Fried chickens.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Clubbing

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Stripper

The Walk of Shame

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Why so grim, handsome?"