Night Outs Prints

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

The Snooze Bar.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Fried chickens.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Clubbing

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

The Stripper

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Professional woman in pub

"Why so grim, handsome?"