Brother's Day Gifts

Men Working Things Out

'You said it...Is it happy hour yet?'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

The Brothers Grime

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Two boys eating ice cream

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

If your ideas are 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration...

'No, we don't have casual Fridays, but we do have casual Saturdays, for employees who can't finish their work during the regular work week.'

Thames Pizza

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Friends and champagne

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'