Brother's Day T-Shirts

Men Working Things Out

'You said it...Is it happy hour yet?'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

The Brothers Grime

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

If your ideas are 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration...

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Two boys eating ice cream

Thames Pizza

'No, we don't have casual Fridays, but we do have casual Saturdays, for employees who can't finish their work during the regular work week.'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

Friends and champagne

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'