Bachelor's Day T-Shirts

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Next Round Indicator

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'...Please stop the...'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Men Working Things Out

Chef De Party.

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'Here comes our order.'

"Your shout!"

You have had enough

Down on Bourbon Street...