Bachelor's Day Pillows

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'...Please stop the...'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Men Working Things Out

Chef De Party.

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

Balloon tattoos

"Your shout!"

'Here comes our order.'

Down on Bourbon Street...