Sibling Day Gifts

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'When we were kids, you were my brother I could tell on. Now you're my brother I could count on.'

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

Mummy, Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...

"My brother never gets into trouble for anything...he has all his excuses on file and alphabetized!"

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

"Dad! Some nosy little pain in the butt has been in my room snooping around again."

"When I was young, my brother and I told everyone we were a double cheeseburger. Actually, we were poor and had to share a bun."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Bond James, Bond."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Grace For Flies

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."