Sibling Day Pillows

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'When we were kids, you were my brother I could tell on. Now you're my brother I could count on.'

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

Mummy, Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...

"My brother never gets into trouble for anything...he has all his excuses on file and alphabetized!"

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

"Dad! Some nosy little pain in the butt has been in my room snooping around again."

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

"When I was young, my brother and I told everyone we were a double cheeseburger. Actually, we were poor and had to share a bun."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The Art Student.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Bond James, Bond."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Grace For Flies

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'